Unfair

What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!
Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?
by FegelFatso May 03, 2019
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menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.
Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
by FegelFatso November 19, 2018
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Bumpdate

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
by FegelFatso March 30, 2019
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The Black Death

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
by FegelFatso January 15, 2020
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TERF

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Feminists who think that trans women aren’t women, and are a threat to women’s rights.

See Also: J.K. Rowling
Me: Hey Jenna, what’s a TERF?

Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.

Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”
by FegelFatso June 18, 2020
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MCAS

Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.
MCAS is the software that caused those 737-MAX airplanes to crash. Sucks that a computer glitch is responsible for such tragedies.
by FegelFatso April 10, 2019
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OnlyFans

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.
by FegelFatso December 28, 2020
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