What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!
Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?
by FegelFatso May 03, 2019

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
by FegelFatso November 19, 2018

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***
Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”
Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”
Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
by FegelFatso March 30, 2019

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
by FegelFatso January 15, 2020

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Feminists who think that trans women aren’t women, and are a threat to women’s rights.
See Also: J.K. Rowling
See Also: J.K. Rowling
Me: Hey Jenna, what’s a TERF?
Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.
Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”
Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.
Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”
by FegelFatso June 18, 2020

Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.
MCAS is the software that caused those 737-MAX airplanes to crash. Sucks that a computer glitch is responsible for such tragedies.
by FegelFatso April 10, 2019

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.
by FegelFatso December 28, 2020
