FegelFatso's definitions

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 19, 2018

Rocky V

To take something that was awesome, and completely ruin it. It comes from the idea that the Rocky franchise was awesome until Rocky V.

Professor: “You had an A in the class, but bombed the Final and ended up with a C”

Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”

Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”

by FegelFatso July 31, 2018

Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

by FegelFatso June 10, 2018

Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

That's not fair

A phrase Millennials love to use when they don't get what they want.

Millennial Student: I know this assignment is late, but I still did it.

Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.

Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!

by FegelFatso May 15, 2018

Blumock

Minion for "fuck"

***Kevin takes Stuart's banana away***

Stuart: Blumock!

by FegelFatso July 1, 2017

Raising Cane's

Where Christians eat on Sunday's because Chick-Fil-A is closed.

Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!

by FegelFatso November 13, 2016