FegelFatso's definitions

lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

The Black Death

La Toya Jackson...

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!

by FegelFatso January 15, 2020

OnlyFans

The free market’s version of a Stimulus Package.

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.

by FegelFatso December 28, 2020

Unfair

What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!

Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?

by FegelFatso May 3, 2019

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 19, 2018

Cheese

An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!

Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!

by FegelFatso May 18, 2022

That's not fair

A phrase Millennials love to use when they don't get what they want.

Millennial Student: I know this assignment is late, but I still did it.

Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.

Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!

by FegelFatso May 15, 2018