FegelFatso's definitions
A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.
Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014
Get the Beeriodmug. Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
by FegelFatso January 15, 2020
Get the The Black Deathmug. Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
by FegelFatso November 19, 2018
Get the menace resetmug. What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!
Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?
by FegelFatso May 3, 2019
Get the Unfairmug. The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.
You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
by FegelFatso September 15, 2021
Get the Community Standardsmug. Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest
Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?
Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!
Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?
Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?
Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!
Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?
by FegelFatso March 14, 2019
Get the Boeing 737 MAXmug. Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!
by FegelFatso May 18, 2022
Get the Cheesemug.