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Stuart's chemistry set 

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

Stuart’s mum 

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids
Stuart’s mum by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

Stuart Snyder 

President of Cartoon Network from 2007 onward, CEO of Turner from the time of writing. Once worked for Cinar (now called Cookie Jar) animation company, situated in Monteal, Canada, known for a very successful run at children's animation. He has tried to promote anti-bullying campaigns to the point where Dr. Phil McGraw and Anderson Cooper have taken interest in his projects.

Snyder's background eventually led Cartoon Network to strike a deal with him after former president, Tim Samples, left due to the infamous Boston Bomb Scare (currently head of HGTV). Snyder seemed right for the position, but others firmly disagree...

CONTROVERSY:
Snyder's name often acts as a punching bag for older viewers of the network. Snyder's programming once caused disastrous collapse of viewers at Cartoon Network. It is believed he often short-changes any and all ideas brought forth to the channel, has a savage obsession with ratings, and a penchant for live-action exploits. This could stem from the fact he has tried to create a Disney/Nickelodeon level ratings premise.

While there is no true confirmation on Snyder's actions in the executive chair, when it comes television shows, he treats them like racehorses. Should they become unable to win the race anymore, he pulls out his shotgun.
Toonami, the front-runner for CN, went off the air for good about a year after Snyder came to the network, biting out roughly 25% of viewers.

He was highly supportive of Out of Jimmy's Head, the first live action show of CN...

Result:

Stuart Snyder's phenomenally disastrous concept of CN Real shredded the ratings of CN. Even then, many of the worst programs of the network still remain kicking at the expense of good ones.

Lauren Faust, Craig McCracken (husband of Faust), and Genndy Tartakovsky have all left CN after their ideas were shot down. Dozens of other relatively excellent cartoons have not made it out alive after he came to blows with the creators.

YouTube users Gohan6425, CommanderThunderush, and Ma221s, seem to hold particular interests toward CN. The first has actively posted videos ranting the network incessantly, the second is strategically building up channel popularity to post a thorough rant for all to see, and the third has posted this video, "WTF Happened to Cartoon Network?!?!," the most popular in terms of the overall attitude by the viewers toward CN. Adult Swim has also lampshaded the network's own actions.

Given his background at Cinar, Stuart has occasionally been accussed of trying to remold CN into its mirror image to avoid looking incompetent- he had limited experience with the network format, directed at a completely different audience. Unfortunately, he triggered what TV Tropes.com refers to as a Dork Age, crippling the image of CN.
Stuart Snyder by TheWilyMessenger November 25, 2011

Stuart Scott 

When you are getting a blow job from a woman and you pull out and cum in her eye and yell, "Boo yah!!!" Named after the annoying "SportsCenter" anchor with a lazy eye.
Last night, I gave that skank the Stuart Scott since she said she wouldn't swallow.
Stuart Scott by Fist Tickle Brick September 9, 2005

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

Stuart Sutcliffe 

Was the original bassist of the greatest rock group in the history of the world. The Beatles. Stu was with the band from the very beginning in 1960 during their stint as a strip club band in Hamburg Germany. He was a mediocure musician at best, and was only in the band because of the close friendship he had with group leader John Lennon. Stu played bass with the Beatles untill his unfortunate, pre-mature, and untimely death in 1962 of a brain hemorage. He was then replaced by known Beatle bassist Paul McCartney, once and for all.

Stu was also, and most significantly known as an artist, for his abstract paintings. He was also infatuated with a German existentialist/ Photographer Astrid Kercher, who met the Beatles at an early Beatle/Hamburg gig at the Kaiserkeller Club.
Stuart Sutcliffe was the bassist for The Beatles, before Paul McCartney.
Stuart Sutcliffe by sicada July 17, 2006