Fatty's definitions

samwise

SAMWISE GAMGEE. CHUB MIN! AWA. beish's lova. Soo much cooler than elwood. So kin yet so large and chub. Corny.

Awa it's samwise.
Mr. Frodo.
Wow dude you need to lose some pounds. Go on the samwise diet.

by fatty March 14, 2003

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 2, 2005

EPS

some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."

by fatty January 20, 2005

f-pam

fat, posing as muscle

He looked muscular, but on closer inspection, it was just f-pam.

by Fatty February 17, 2005

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003

turd burglar

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')

Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd!! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson

by fatty August 21, 2003

brrt

A general replacement for any noun.

What a brrt. That is a real brrt.

by fatty February 24, 2003