Father Hollywood's definitions

Nutter font

THE USE OF ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS IN ORDER TO RESPOND TO AN ARGUNENT. IT MAY BE COMBINED WITH A SERIES OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!

We were having a good discussion about politics until Crazy Dan showed up screaming in the Nutter font, and then everybody just bailed.

by Father Hollywood June 19, 2017

Blue state archipelago

The 57 'blue' counties that voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election.

Most of the reporters exposed by Wikipedia came from the Blue State Archipelago.

by Father Hollywood December 4, 2016

Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

Lunagarchy

Rule by a few lunatics.

This isn't a democracy or a republic. It's a lunagarchy!

by Father Hollywood October 4, 2016

Scoldilocks

A young woman who nags people to "be kind" and scolds others to "be better" because "that's not who we are." She is often a millennial version of a Karen, though not yet as harsh.

When she started lecturing us that our language was not "appropriate," I invited Scoldilocks to make us some sandwiches.

by Father Hollywood December 5, 2020

grievance-collecting

A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.

If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.

by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018

DomCom

Domestic Commie, an American Socialist.

I subscribe to MoveOn, watch CNN, and keep and eye on Bernie and Alexandria so that I can see what the DomCom is up to.

by Father Hollywood December 12, 2018