Definitions by Fatass

cum

1.semen
2.the act of ejaculating

Before she realized that Joe was going to (1.)cum, Jane got a mouthful of (2.)cum and nearly choked.

cum by Fatass February 25, 2003

OMG

More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.

A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."

OMG by Fatass February 25, 2003

The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

The Shrub by Fatass February 25, 2003

Like 

(Orig. to enjoy or a word to compare two things.)
1. A term used by many junior high and high school students for having a crush.
2.(v.) same as "said" or "spoke"
3.In some teenage girls, a word spoken in between each word in a sentence.

1.Hey Jane, I heard that John likes you. Yeah, he really wants you.
2.". . .and so Strongbad was like, 'And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHT!'"
3. "Yeah, like, i think, like, N Sync is, like, sooooooo, like, cool and, like, dreamy."-some girl

Like by Fatass February 25, 2003

burn out 

a musician who fades from common knowlege very quickly

"Its better to burn out than it is to fade away."

burn out by Fatass February 25, 2003

dildo 

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

dildo by Fatass February 25, 2003

nutmonkey 

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!

Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.

nutmonkey by Fatass February 24, 2003