Definitions by FatFunnyMan

Boner Donor 

The cadaver required for a female to male transgender transition.

Alex used to be Alice, before they found a boner donor to complete his transition.

Boner Donor by Fatfunnyman November 22, 2018

Claustrotoebic 

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

Claustrotoebic by Fatfunnyman January 24, 2018

bog dolphin 

Slang for a Massachusetts prostitute

"Did you get laid this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't find anyone on Tindr so I picked up a bog dolphin"

bog dolphin by Fatfunnyman November 23, 2016

Highgraine 

The awful hangover like headache one gets from smoking shitty weed.

Dude, I smoked a half of that Mexican dirt weed we bought, and all I got from it was a highgraine.

Highgraine by Fatfunnyman March 18, 2013

Mohicarican 

The offspring of one parent of Puerto Rican descent, and one parent of Mohegan Indian descent

Tina and Josue's kids are all confused!
It's not their fault, they are Mohicarican

Mohicarican by FatFunnyMan March 19, 2010