Far Beyond Sane's definitions

cuntwizzle

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

vaginox

An overweight, aggressive or militant lesbian.

This vaginox insisted that the patriarchy was orthodoxy, then floored me with a right cross.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

swabushka

An Eastern European maid, servant girl or wench.

The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

frude

Noun, adjective. Faux-rude, the kind of humour a slightly risque accountant would use.

"Another boring frude email from Terry in Accounts sent me into a paroxym of humourless despair."

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

gabblacious

Extremely loquacious due to drugs, continually talking like a meth addict (or a desparate salesman)

The pure Columbian white made me gabblacious for about four hours.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

Po-Co

Highly derogatory term for thoughts encumbered by pop culture reference or association, usually related to extreme lack of intellectual depth.

His book was the kind of shallow po-co psychobabble you'd hear from that retarded mewling sycophant Doctor Phil.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

most-podernism

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003