Definitions by Far Beyond Sane

cuntwizzle 

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

frude 

Noun, adjective. Faux-rude, the kind of humour a slightly risque accountant would use.

"Another boring frude email from Terry in Accounts sent me into a paroxym of humourless despair."

frude by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

vaginox 

An overweight, aggressive or militant lesbian.

This vaginox insisted that the patriarchy was orthodoxy, then floored me with a right cross.

vaginox by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

gabblacious 

Extremely loquacious due to drugs, continually talking like a meth addict (or a desparate salesman)

The pure Columbian white made me gabblacious for about four hours.

gabblacious by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

fistial 

Sexually involving the fist.

Her amateur home videos were short, but pleasingly fistial in nature.

fistial by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

swabushka 

An Eastern European maid, servant girl or wench.

The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.

swabushka by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

most-podernism 

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

most-podernism by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003