Turd Burglar

A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper

"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"

by f!$h!e February 04, 2010

fellow

Used by many in Ghetto or rap or hip-hop lingo......thought nobody seems to know who said fellow actually is!

"Go with the Fe-llow"
"Don't mess with my Fe'llow"
"Check the Fe'llow"
"Fellow me now!"

by f!$h!e February 03, 2010

UrbanVanity

The act of placing your name on Urban Dictionary and proceeding to tell the world what you think of your self.

See Urbanity

Editor 1:"What the heck's with all these stupid names??"
Editor 2:"Welcome to UrbanVanity my friend"
Editor 3:"Can you really buy 'UrbanVanity mugs and tee-shirts?"

by F!$h!e February 04, 2010

Wuv

A word you use in your fantasy world, you don't actually LOVE him/her, but if you don't say something that sounds like "LOVE" you'll never get to the next base.

Andy:"I wuv you baby"
Claire:"oh honey, make love to me"
Andy:"mmmm that was good, ttyl"
Claire:"buy me something nice tomorrow!! I Wuv You!!"

by F!$h!e February 04, 2010

Skullfuck

What morticians do late at night with helpless morgue stock

Not to be confused with Skullcandy

Don't be such a stiff, loosen up a little, I wanna Skullfuck you

by F!$h!e February 04, 2010

Urbanity

A Meaning or suggestion given to a word, but only found in the Urban Dictionary.

Charles:"By Joves, for the the life of me, dear, I do not seem to be able to find "Fo'Shizzle" in my Mini-Oxford"

Susan:"That's because it's an Urbanity, Charlie dear....you are surely the whitest man I know"

by F!$h!e February 04, 2010

Cunt-Fuck

Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)

MOVE CUNT-FUCK, I can't see the fucking movie

by F!$h!e December 31, 2008