Definitions by Extremityman
accoutrement
The discarded tissue of the penile foreskin resulting from the circumcision procedure as performed on a male human.
Igor: Dr. Hubbard, when you perform the circumcision on me, can you save the accoutrement and give it to me afterward?
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.
accoutrement by Extremityman December 2, 2023
huckshwunt
A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.
Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
huckshwunt by Extremityman December 2, 2023
untquonk
Beatrix: I'm charged up about our ostrich racing competition, but I don't see any TV cameras.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.
Elowen: Right? This better not be an untquonk, or else I'm not riding my ostrich. I want to be on TV.
untquonk by Extremityman December 1, 2023
woozle
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
woozle by Extremityman November 1, 2023
ungshwunk
Aurelius: Did you take a piss inside Connie's pussy again while having sex with her?
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.
ungshwunk by Extremityman November 1, 2023
ushu
Boaz: What are they doing in that porn video? Are they dancing while having sex?
Aziel: Yes, they are. That's called ushu. A common sex position for ushu is doggy-style.
Aziel: Yes, they are. That's called ushu. A common sex position for ushu is doggy-style.
ushu by Extremityman October 22, 2023
wadgy
The nickname of a 3SAT logic solver algorithm that operates in polynomial time complexity even in the worst case.
Bin: Do you know what happens to all cryptocurrency and modern encryption if a wadgy is discovered?
Brian: Yes, Bin. Using a wadgy, all these logic puzzles can be easily solved, and so they are all therefore broken.
Brian: Yes, Bin. Using a wadgy, all these logic puzzles can be easily solved, and so they are all therefore broken.
wadgy by Extremityman October 18, 2023