I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.
Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
by Extremityman February 25, 2023
A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."
Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
by Extremityman November 22, 2024
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 01, 2023
by Extremityman July 10, 2023
The discarded tissue of the penile foreskin resulting from the circumcision procedure as performed on a male human.
Igor: Dr. Hubbard, when you perform the circumcision on me, can you save the accoutrement and give it to me afterward?
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023