by Extremityman February 26, 2023
An attractive man.
Tobianus: My mom tells me I'm a 95th percenile man in terms of attractiveness. I'm an eat.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
by Extremityman December 03, 2023
A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."
Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
by Extremityman November 23, 2024
Of or relating to the impropriety of an act being regarded as appropriate because of the practice of ceremonies from sincerely-held religious beliefs.
Tonkwun: Dad, why didn't Rabbi Orgsat go to jail for giving me systemic herpes when he sucked my penis at my circumcision ceremony when I was a baby?
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
Tonkwun's Dad: For the same reason that Catholic priests never went to prison for raping children. It's considered noetic, which means it's okay to do because these ceremonies integral parts of the religious doctrine.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
I'm enjoying my trip from Germany to this American museum. Here is a painting of a girl dressed in pink ontzao on the opposite side of the room is a boy dressed in blue.
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
by Extremityman October 18, 2023
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o. And on this farm he had a giraffe, e-i-e-i-o. With a hutdoiyee here and a hutdoiyee there, here a hutdoiyee there a hutdoiyee everywhere a hutdoiyee hutdoiyee.
by Extremityman October 16, 2023