Extremityman's definitions

woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023

eat

A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."

Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.

by Extremityman November 22, 2024

huckshwunt

A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.

Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023

shwong

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

by Extremityman February 25, 2023

quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 17, 2023

nuck

An embryo or fetus that has been removed from a woman's body.

The abortion doctor performed the procedure on my girlfriend, removed the nuck, and put it into a jar with formaldehyde.

by Extremityman February 16, 2022

eat

An attractive man.

Tobianus: My mom tells me I'm a 95th percenile man in terms of attractiveness. I'm an eat.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.

by Extremityman December 2, 2023