Extremityman's definitions
live on the air The defensive edge sure put a dirty hit on the quarterback. He is one nasty moerfoer.
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
Get the moerfoermug. Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.
Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.
by Extremityman August 26, 2025
Get the recursively-chained doohsmug. I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
Get the quofomug. An attractive man.
Tobianus: My mom tells me I'm a 95th percenile man in terms of attractiveness. I'm an eat.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
Chentanski: You think you're an eat? Don't trust what your mom tells you.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
Get the eatmug. Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 1, 2023
Get the woozlemug. A highly attractive sigma male or female, in the top 1%. To be used with the article "a" rather than the article "an."
Atlas: Mom, I'm a eat. I'm a top 1% sigma male.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
Atlas's Mom: You really think you're a eat? I conceived you with a eat in a cuckoldry of your dad who still thinks he's your biological father.
by Extremityman November 22, 2024
Get the eatmug. Falsely journalling in ones online document writing interface about doing illegal things so that when the authorities surveill your account based on your content, you are flagged, a file about you is either created or built out further, and the authorities carry out an investigation into the the non-existent crimes you journalled about.
Benitashingatuno: What have you been doing today, Gonglongshwongutwong?
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.
by Extremityman February 25, 2025
Get the doomwritingmug.