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Definitions by EvanKnish

Italian-American (New York) slang for Money
Dusty Scarole
scarole by EvanKnish March 26, 2021
A bikini made out of denim, resembling jeans
Sofia's looking hot in that jekini
Jekini by EvanKnish February 23, 2021
Acronym for Black Out and Miss Out. When you're so intoxicated you pass out and thus miss out on the entire party.
Susan may have FOMO, but Jamesathan got BOMO at the party
BOMO by EvanKnish February 22, 2021
When a person is so drunk or zoned out, they literally need a brain software update to function again. Named after the Minecraft info_update or "ate!upd" block.
Veronica was so drunk, she needed an ate!upd to function
ate!upd by EvanKnish February 3, 2021
Someone who gets removed from a bar or venue by a bouncer, usually due to rowdy behavior
Jack got thrown out by the bouncer, making him the bouncee
bouncee by EvanKnish January 10, 2021
A person who is glad that something happened, usually something in their life, but gloats about it and is overly cocky.
Ben became a real gladass after he won the lotto.
gladass by EvanKnish January 1, 2021

alt-wipe group 

A group of people who have broken their dominant hand, so they must now use their alternate hand to wipe themselves on the toilet.
I broke my right hand and can't wipe my ass. So now I am a member of the alt-wipe group
alt-wipe group by EvanKnish December 19, 2020