29 definitions by EvanKnish

ate!upd

When a person is so drunk or zoned out, they literally need a brain software update to function again. Named after the Minecraft info_update or "ate!upd" block.

Veronica was so drunk, she needed an ate!upd to function

by EvanKnish February 3, 2021

teenis

A tennis class consisting of teenagers

Murr: I taught a tennis class full of teenagers. I called it teenis.

by EvanKnish November 25, 2021

buttseye

A bullseye in the butthole

He threw the dart right at his ass and got buttseye

by EvanKnish September 18, 2021

tornadude

A guy, usually a college kid, so drunk/high he constantly spins around and causes chaos, like a tornado

Brad drank too much and became a tornadude, destroying our dorm room

by EvanKnish April 14, 2021

All 10

When you crack all 10 fingers in one session

Dude I just pulled an All 10

by EvanKnish November 17, 2020

Jekini

A bikini made out of denim, resembling jeans

Sofia's looking hot in that jekini

by EvanKnish February 24, 2021

o'glark

Formal way of saying o'clock, usually with an accent

Zoom meeting tomorrow at 11 o'glark

by EvanKnish January 21, 2022