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DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's) 

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.
Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)
DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's) by Screte January 15, 2015
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sofia shocking 

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.
Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

Sofia shocking 

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.
Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

sofia.sphobia

An amazing person of TikTok with a great sence of humor!
She's also very fun sofia.sphobia
sofia.sphobia by tkwjfnwnsndns July 23, 2021

sofia sanchez

sofia lights up every room she walks into and she’ll never fail to make you laugh. cherish her forever. she deserves love and kindness and has the most beautiful smile you’ll ever see. she’s someone you can never stop thinking about. she floats in and out of my head and she’s someone i picture my future with. sofia is the most beautiful soul you’ll meet. make sure to hold her tight and never let go because there’s nobody like her.
who’s that beauty?

that’s my girlfriend, sofia sanchez.
sofia sanchez by tlesc0203 November 24, 2021

aki's and sofi's housewife 

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition of both sofi and aki's housewife, which is rose herself the housewife for both. Might aswell that this person herself has hand kink and praise kink
Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example for "aki's and sofi's housewife is so nice " for more and that.

Aki's and sofi's housewife 

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition for her housewives aswell, this aki's and sofi's housewife can be used for more things aswell.
Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example " " aki's and sofi's Housewife had they're piano lessons today " and further more things that it can be used.