Evan's definitions

choke a russian

The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.

"I choked a russian on her chest!"

by Evan February 21, 2005

hardcore dancing

Originally a traditional war dance done during breakdowns at hardcore shows. Unfortunately this once sacred dance can be seen at emo and metal shows. The fine dance has been leaked into the mainstream and everyone and their mother thinks they can dance now. Very few people can actually dance well now (see Philadephia).

I'm going to hardcore dance so hard at the Shattered Realm show.

by Evan May 13, 2005

Badassive

When you are a badass and you're massive

OMG, Evan is so Badassive!!

by Evan June 23, 2006

snoo

To take a dip of chewing tobacco.

Dude, can I get a snoo from you?

by Evan May 13, 2005