Evan's definitions

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

Kattu

The King of Fighters

Katt can pwn your ass with Kula Diamond, just watch out !!

by Evan December 16, 2003

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

hyp

somebody staring at you, hyponotized

damn that women was hyp

by Evan February 15, 2005

sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 5, 2003

maybach

the sweetest car made in the world. 550 horsepower, 3 televisions, ps2 hookups, first-class airplane seats in the rear, nav system, and panoramic glass sunroofs. MSRP: $350,000. comes in a 57 and 62 trim. named because of their lengths, 5.7 m and 6.2 m.

donald trump owns a maybach 62.

by Evan April 9, 2004