Evan's definitions

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

snoo

To take a dip of chewing tobacco.

Dude, can I get a snoo from you?

by Evan May 13, 2005

Elle Sappelle

When Shannon (a pretty burly young lady with extremely tangled, mangled, and wheather beaten red hair)Rides on her 4-wheeler or watches Anime (particularly Ghost In The Shell)while picking at her face or looking for flea or tick like creatures in her hair.She also is known by nay-nay and hates the word "Rack"

Elle Sappelle Shannon!

by Evan March 10, 2005

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

by Evan March 22, 2005

already

the retard's way for saying all ready. this is not proper english. already is not a word. see all ready

shut the hell up all ready.

by evan March 25, 2005

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005