NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan
Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!
by Evan October 22, 2004
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wahmbulance

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger
stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally
by Evan April 08, 2003
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TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.
Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr
by Evan February 11, 2005
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japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan
Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
by Evan February 21, 2005
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babyarm

Look ma' my babyarm sprouted
by Evan December 23, 2003
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Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.
I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!
by Evan January 04, 2005
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