Evan's definitions

moeana

Moeana is a very toxic person. She seeks for attention a lot. She wants every boy to love her. She is beautiful but she's just really messed up. And she's one of those backstabber.

Moeana: omg guys I almost got hit by a car, and the person that was driving the car was really mad. And I was crying so much.
*whatever she said was not even true. She was just seeking for attention*

by Evan November 21, 2021

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

bite my ass

When someone is profoming oral sex on your ass

Rori told me to bite her ass so in school i bit her ass

by EVan March 16, 2004

flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."

Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!

by Evan June 17, 2004

Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox

my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball

by Evan February 11, 2005

Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

by Evan October 15, 2006

Uber

Short for "Uberingram". A.K.A. Christopher Schumaker Meyers. The GREATEST POST WHORE ON TEH INTARWEB.

UBER OWND JOO SUCKA. Uber Is My Hero.

by evan May 16, 2004