Evan's definitions

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

docker dickies

a pair of Dickie brand pants that have been cut much shorter than is socially acceptable for baggy shorts

"Is that his knee? Those must be docker dickies."

by Evan June 20, 2002

cricked

crooked, or bent

That road is cricked.

by Evan July 3, 2003

Getting Riced

When one is mowed down by a hail of gunfire.

Origin: In 'Black Hawk Down' all those people get shot while trying to get to the food truck, which, I believe, had rice on it. This guy my friend knows made it up.

"Those black guys in Harlem were messing around in the street again and some innocent white child got riced." -A Klansman

by Evan March 26, 2003

allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

by Evan February 20, 2005

humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone

That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man

by Evan August 18, 2004

shower head

oral sex given to a male while showering with a sexual partner

I recieved amazing shower head from my girlfriend this morning.

by Evan June 20, 2002