mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"
by evan March 05, 2005
mugGet the mojomug.

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW
i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face
by Evan June 10, 2004
mugGet the Roast Beefmug.

Mooter

For people who can't say Mother
by Evan April 30, 2004
mugGet the Mootermug.

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.
Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.
by Evan March 22, 2005
mugGet the butter his breadmug.

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.
i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.
by evan December 27, 2004
mugGet the shleatonmug.

yo mama

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
by Evan January 28, 2004
mugGet the yo mamamug.

skudu

a flying farting contraption, commonly known to be seen as a gluteas maximus with attached wings.
look up in the sky its a skudu!!!
by Evan March 24, 2004
mugGet the skudumug.