Evan's definitions

yo mama

mostly a joke aboat someones mom

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.

by Evan January 28, 2004

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005

Darsue

Stupid fat cat that wants to kill all of us.

Darsue , go fuck yourself

by Evan April 30, 2004

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 7, 2003

mea culpa

Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability.

Ok, shut up Mea Culpa!
Also from "Fuitcakes" by Jimmy Buffet:
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

by Evan January 20, 2005

Bulgarian Gas Mask

when a guy puts his nuts over the eyes of a female and places his penis near the top of the mouth.

Steve gave Cynthia a Bulgarian Gas Mask... She loved it.

by Evan April 19, 2005

Dome Peace

Oral sex: when a woman gives oral sex to a male

yo! Bitch can i get some Dome Peace up in hur?

yeah, she gave some good dome peace

by Evan June 10, 2004