Evan's definitions

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

fragglish

A person who resembles or acts high like a fraggle from the muppet movie "Fraggle Rock". Your acting really high on coke or PCP or any other drug.

Perosn 1:Man that cat is so fragglish, he been smokin dat weed ya hur!
Person 2:fer shizzle.

by Evan September 20, 2004

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip

daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish

by Evan February 11, 2005

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

penis leach

another word for cock sucker,or ball licker etc...

dude daniel you are such a penis leach

by evan February 26, 2004