Evan's definitions

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005

Darsue

Stupid fat cat that wants to kill all of us.

Darsue , go fuck yourself

by Evan April 30, 2004

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW

i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face

by Evan June 10, 2004

allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

by Evan February 20, 2005

humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone

That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man

by Evan August 18, 2004

big coke

Slang term for cocaine addict. Also name for somebody who thinks they are bigger, faster, stronger. BFS as a big toke would call it. Also see,
oakley
smokley
big oak
big smoke
big toke

Big coke: Blowing coke makes me BFS.

by evan June 3, 2004

Getting Riced

When one is mowed down by a hail of gunfire.

Origin: In 'Black Hawk Down' all those people get shot while trying to get to the food truck, which, I believe, had rice on it. This guy my friend knows made it up.

"Those black guys in Harlem were messing around in the street again and some innocent white child got riced." -A Klansman

by Evan March 26, 2003