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asdf

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)
Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*
by Ethan April 8, 2005
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mcguyverable

Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.
Broken dishwasher? That's totally mcguyverable, I'll get the floss.
by ethan December 15, 2002
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Walt Whitman

Father of American poetry. Uses free verse.
"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"

-from "Song of The Open Road"
by Ethan May 19, 2005
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Shrooted

Yo rafe picked up some shrooms from this kid from umass and me and molly and sasha went to the river and got hella shrooted. it was chill
by ethan June 3, 2004
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Spice Mellon

Fred, you are such a spice mellon.
by Ethan November 3, 2008
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