Ethan's definitions

Spice Mellon

Fred

Fred, you are such a spice mellon.

by Ethan November 3, 2008

Trackie

(n) One who enjoys participating in Track and Field and/or cross country. It is commonly a term for those who run in Track and Field, but it can also refer to the ones who does pole vaulting, long jump, javelin, shot put, etc.

With determination, the freshmen trackie maybe able to earn his Varsity Letter this year.

by Ethan March 23, 2005

The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans

Shawn Langhans pwns the world.

by Ethan July 13, 2004

Walt Whitman

Father of American poetry. Uses free verse.

"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"

-from "Song of The Open Road"

by Ethan May 19, 2005

asdf

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*

by Ethan April 8, 2005