Ethan's definitions

nowhoa

The opposite of yayuh.

Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"

by Ethan March 31, 2005

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

woodberry

All guys School in Orange, VA. All the guys here are cocky, horny molesters. They pine after every girl that passes by, esp. St. Catherine's girls. They spend most of their nights masterbating. They don't have girlfriends because who would want to date one of them? no matter how hot they are.

Girl 1: Did you have fun at the mixer?
Girl 2: Yea until some horny woodberry guy tried to molest me

by Ethan January 16, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

Shrooted

To be high on mushrooms from belmont

Yo rafe picked up some shrooms from this kid from umass and me and molly and sasha went to the river and got hella shrooted. it was chill

by ethan June 3, 2004