Ethan's definitions

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

artsy

(adj) It describes one who is into aesthetics. It will be unjust to be given descriptions or specfics since art is too broad to be defined.

When the pianist performed his art filled with his explosive passion, the artsy child shooked and was filled with such an uncontrollable emotion, so strong that he was unable to hold back his tears.

The artsy boy sat outside of a café on an autumn day to study the busy world passing him by as he record his thoughts and ideas in a notebook.

by Ethan May 19, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

winter-een-mass

A holiday celebrated by gamers the world over, lasting all of January. You are allowed to give gifts for this celebration but they must be game related and under £10. You can also give out cards. Most importantly however you must play video games until your eyes bleed.

Player 1: 'So, you suck at Tekken 5 this winter-een-mass...'
Player 2: 'Fuck you.'
Both: 'Happy winter-een-mass, jackoff.'

by Ethan March 7, 2005

Boonapalist

A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.

Master P: You want half or you ready for the whole thing?
Ms. Peaches: You ready for the whole thing?
Master P: Shi...You ain't gonna change on a nigga, huh?
Ms. Peaches: (Tsk) No.
Master P: I'm gonna make you out my boonapalist ya heard me?
Ms. Peaches: Thats straight.

by Ethan January 27, 2004