Definitions by Esau Kessler
Synona' vu
PR. sin-non-a-vu A word used for coincidence or parallelism when the same topic, issue, or meme is presented synonymously by some outside unrelated force.
I blogged a picture on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, and just as I hit send, I looked up and a poster on the wall displayed a huge number "11". I had a Synona' vu.
Synona' vu by esau kessler March 30, 2009
E-mnesia
A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.
I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.
E-mnesia by esau kessler February 28, 2009
memedicted
mem-addicted (pr:MEEMdicted)
When a specific or general topic is constantly talked about, blogged about, texted, or IM'd. Overuse of an internet topic.
When a specific or general topic is constantly talked about, blogged about, texted, or IM'd. Overuse of an internet topic.
1. I found sugarcubes shaped like cinderblocks, I love cinderblocks. Artwork, candy, pastries anything shaped like cinderblocks. They have me entirely memedicted.
2. I eat, sleep, and drink zombies. I think I'm memedicted.
2. I eat, sleep, and drink zombies. I think I'm memedicted.
memedicted by Esau Kessler May 11, 2008
Coffeespeak
1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.
Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!
"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!
"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
Coffeespeak by esau kessler February 21, 2008
tumblrd
tumblrd by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007
bobulate
verb. 1. The opposite of discombobulate. To compose, or to leave confusion. 2. To leave a state of bewilderment and enter a state of rightness. 3. To full on thrash befuddlement.
bobulate by Esau Kessler June 1, 2007
copystalking
1. The incedental act of following someone from activity to activity. Like seeing them in a mall and then at the movie theatre. (3rd degree copystalking is unusual, and in most cases constitutes stalking.)
2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
copystalking by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006