Esau Kessler's definitions

E-mnesia

A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.

I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.

by esau kessler February 28, 2009

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

tumblrd

verb - To have ones tumblr blog reviewed on another blog.

My friend's blog got tumblrd and now his traffic is wicked awesome.

by Esau Kessler August 21, 2007

copystalking

1. The incedental act of following someone from activity to activity. Like seeing them in a mall and then at the movie theatre. (3rd degree copystalking is unusual, and in most cases constitutes stalking.)

2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.

(After seeing the same couple at a previous thriftstore)"Gosh, your copystalking me."

by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

promispronunciation

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.

To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

netlosopher

1.Internet Philosopher. 2.Intelectual type who spends copious amounts of time ruminating about the internet and it's workings.

After lurking on her blog her metadata indicates she is a self proclaimed netlosopher.

by Esau Kessler January 19, 2006

mag sheist

The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.

"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006