humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 02, 2003

Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

by Erock November 12, 2004

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 07, 2004

tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag

Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."

by Erock March 22, 2004

ginebox

a girls "magic box"

Nani: "dude...you should hit up that girl....she has some nice tattyfats and bumtank..."
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"

by erock March 22, 2004

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004