Erock 's definitions

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

g'd up from the feet up

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.

Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.

by Erock June 29, 2003

emho

early morning hard on. also known as morning wood.

by Erock June 29, 2003

tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag

Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."

by Erock March 22, 2004

rig-niner

To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required for such tasks.

Jimmy rig-ninered the TV to pull in Mexican Wrestling with rabbit feet he bought at the circus from a bearded woman.

by Erock June 28, 2004

bumtank

1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle

Nani: "Alright bro, that sloot has a great bumtank."
Erock: "Affirmative"

by erock March 22, 2004

sweat bitch

Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).

Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.

Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.

by Erock April 14, 2004