Erock 's definitions

reindeer games

Code name for sex, used when you can't say sex.

Playing reindeer games.

by EROCK August 27, 2004

sweat bitch

Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).

Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.

Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.

by Erock April 14, 2004

rig-niner

To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required for such tasks.

Jimmy rig-ninered the TV to pull in Mexican Wrestling with rabbit feet he bought at the circus from a bearded woman.

by Erock June 28, 2004

g'd up from the feet up

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.

Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.

by Erock June 29, 2003

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

emho

early morning hard on. also known as morning wood.

by Erock June 29, 2003

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004