Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

lets go

a song stolen from ozzy osbourne ( crazy train). Lil Jon just added some bass.

the original is infinitely better.

by erik April 09, 2005

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 06, 2003

pot-dildo

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck

mmmm... pot-dildos!!

by erik February 21, 2005

twizzler

the act of crossing the index and middle fingers and inserting them into a woman's vagina with a deep thrust.

she never called me back after i gave her the twizzler last week.

by erik October 07, 2003

yellocaust

It's kind of like the holocaust, but they are to cowardly(or "yellow") to actually kill the jews, so they just make fun of them from a car as they drive by doing 80.

My friend and I drove by the synagogue and committed a yellocaust.

by erik September 08, 2004