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Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Facebook mug.A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.
Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”
Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”
Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”
by EricSparks March 10, 2022
Get the Festering Hellhole mug.The term “Bowlshit” was started by NASCAR Legend Brad Keselowski mispronuncing the more common term “bullshit”
Bowlshit sounds better. Packs more punch, makes you feel at home. There is something about it I just love!
Bowlshit sounds better. Packs more punch, makes you feel at home. There is something about it I just love!
Tino- “Fucking Bowlshit man”
Weston- “What in da Fuck did you just say Mothafucka, are you on Drugs?!!”
Weston- “What in da Fuck did you just say Mothafucka, are you on Drugs?!!”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Bowlshit mug.Being a white male, I don’t know much about the Spanish language. However, my sombrero wearing friend Pablo came on down the block this morning and taught me a fabulous new Spanish word.
Cerveza is the thing that makes dreams come true, might even call it gods nectar.
I know supposedly Jesus turned water into wine, Pablo and I think differently. Jesus turned water into Cerveza!
Cerveza is the thing that makes dreams come true, might even call it gods nectar.
I know supposedly Jesus turned water into wine, Pablo and I think differently. Jesus turned water into Cerveza!
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Cerveza mug.A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.
Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"
by EricSparks April 5, 2021
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