Eric Melech's definitions

salad fingers

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out

S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

Heart of Lothar

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Captain's Hand and Sandwich.

www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

arrel

Arrel simply is the pronunciation for the abbreviation of RL, which stands for Real Life.

<boumboum> argh, arrel is being a bitch, i gotta go
<ladylacksacks> k, c-ya

-or-

<haknee30> ARREL YOU BITCH Y WONT YOU GIVE ME A JOB1?!!?11
<lordlardarse> get sum skillz 1st..?

by Eric Melech February 4, 2007

lollergag

A lollergag is when someone goes "lol" and someone else who has passed 2nd grade english chokes the "loller" to death.

lollerchic691991: dude LOL
lollerchic691991: tats hat LOL
lollerchic691991: secks kekekekek LOL
bloodninja grabs lollerchic by the throat and lollergags her to death.

by Eric Melech October 27, 2006

vivisection

The act or practice of cutting into or otherwise injuring living animals, especially for the purpose of scientific research... hey, the above guy didn't give a good def so I cut 'n' pasted from Dictionary.com...

There's a chicken on the table.. tied down by leather straps. The smiling scientist comes over with a large knife while the chicken tries to get away. Then, the smiling scientist jabs the knife into the chicken's side, trailing down its organs, allowing the lungs and liver to fall unto the table. The chicken, miraculously, is still alive but in a world of hurt. The smiling scientist then grabs a small hammer and smashes the fowl-play's beak. This sends the poor poultry into shock, then dies in pain as the smiling scientist gently snaps its ribs out of its bloody chest.. one by one...

by Eric Melech June 10, 2005

9-11

The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.

i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i

by Eric Melech December 28, 2006

isnoop

Better known as the Gmail Invite Spooler, this most excellent service allows ANYONE to get a Gmail invite without having to pester random geeks and nerds on large message boards.

In a nutshell, it's a database of Gmail invites so anyone can easily get their hands on the equally innovative and totally awesome Gmail, which will probably grow to 3 gigs of inbox space per person by the end of the month.

Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail , enter your email address, and voila!

Current Gmail users can finally empty their 50 invites by scrolling down the page a bit and clicking the button (or by sending all your invites to gmail(N0SP4M)@isnoop(N0SP4M).net ).

Don't worry, your invite pool gets reset to 50 about once or twice a week, which you can then send to the Invite Spooler again! I've sent about 200-300 and plan on sending much more! Whaddya sitting here and reading this stupid definition for!? Go to www.isnoop.net/gmail and get/give some invites already!! Show your support by clicking their sponsors.

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005