unavailable

The worst word to hear about a woman or man you like romantically.

Friend: She's unavailable.

Unrequited lover: Ah, shit. Gotta respect that. Ah, fuck, though.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

Pact

An agreement spouting from a certain action.

There was a pact that you gave me the corn when you handed it to me.

by Ereck Flowers March 15, 2015

crime time

Until the statute of limitations is met.

The crime time is a little over a year from now for this particular offense.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

sun done

When you reach the point that any more tanning is unhealthily or counterproductive.

I was outside tanning on my towel in the middle of the day in August. I'm definitely sun done.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Empathy

Understanding someone else's anti-social predicaments.

Man 1: she's my girlfriend, but I don't speak to her.

Man 2: what do you mean?

Man 1: have some empathy.

Man 2: yeah, I'm sure she'll come around!

by Ereck Flowers April 11, 2015

quack

A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.

My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.

by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.

He was a damp champ tonight!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019