Ereck Flowers's definitions

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

Justin Wiener

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.

They are making Justin Wiener dolls.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

Thrift goop

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

by Ereck Flowers December 3, 2010

hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010

relationship

An excuse to annoy people.

It's okay that we had a fight in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's fine that we called each other pet names and kissed in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's okay that we had sex in the other room and you heard it, we're in a relationship.

by Ereck Flowers December 15, 2010