Ereck Flowers's definitions

cock box

A condom

Use a cock box. I don't want a pregnancy.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.

Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

tight fight

A close battle

That was an old-fashioned tight fight between two great competitors of the sport.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019