portmanteau formed from bagholder + retard
a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...
syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...
syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
by Eppypotamus April 09, 2021
a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy
def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
a portmanteau formed from Trump+shitty+asshole+chump+lump+schlump; def: the epitome of all your pervy, senile, obese, low-IQ, Republican, uncles who, given half an opportunity, will grab-a-snatch your pussy ... even when your parents are present
syn: assclown, trumpanzee, ignoranus
syn: assclown, trumpanzee, ignoranus
In his mind Donald Trump is the King of the World, whereas in reality, he is only King of Tschlumps!
by Eppypotamus July 06, 2019
a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed
Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!
by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019
A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 08, 2019
an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.
by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
a portmanteau formed from ignorant, ignoramus and anus
def: a low-IQ person who is both an ignoramus and a pompous {narcissistic} asshole; see Donald Trump
syn: assclown
def: a low-IQ person who is both an ignoramus and a pompous {narcissistic} asshole; see Donald Trump
syn: assclown
by Eppypotamus June 18, 2019