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Gosh

1) Disrespectful way to pronouce the word "God". Only a servant of Satan would utter such blasphemy.

2) The guy that sends you to Heck if you're naughty. Some people suspect Heck is just some prison that no one can return from, but no one's sure... Well yeah, genius, no one return from Heck until death.
1) Stacy: Oh my Gosh!

Ed: It's pronounced "God". Never ever disrespect God by uttering his name in such a disrespectful manner, lest you be serving Satan.

2) Ed: I heard this guy named Gosh sent Santa Claus to Heck for his heinous crimes.

Edd: Finally! I'm sick of that guy always managing to break in my house that one day of the year. He doesn't even leave gifts but still consumes all my cookies and milk. The nerve!
by EpicScientician December 6, 2021
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feline

Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".
Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.

Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?

Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
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Arabic

Would have been a more popular langauge if half of its consonants weren't so hard for non-arabs to pronounce.

Arabic is also one of the few languages where it is compulsory to write in cursive: every American's nightmare.

Believe it or not, Arabic is way easier to learn than Japanese, though, at least when it comes to reading and writing. And if you learn Arabic, you'll look way cooler than that classmate who's fluent in Japanese.
Karl: I stil can't pronounce 25% of the arabic letters right.
Carl: Stop complaining, dude, I still can't read and write in Japanese.
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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Hecker

1. A hacker whose behavior makes you go "What the heck?!" at worst and "What the unimaginable sentence enhancer?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!!!!!!!" at best.

2. Someone who is hecking.
What the hecking heck? A hecker hacked my hecking computer.

Bro, goddamn you've gotta learn some more sentence enhancers. "Heck" just doesn't cut it with what that hecker did to your PC.
by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
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Disney

If they buy it, they ruin it.
Bob: Man Disney ruined Star Wars.

Jack: I hope Darth Disney doesn't get his hands on Looney Tunes.
by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
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