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Who's the sussy baka above that claims the sky is blue? Did he/she/they/it gone outside in the past 10 years at all?! The sky is pretty much perma-grey nowadays.
by EpicScientician November 14, 2021
Get the Skymug. The best compliment you can ever get from a mathematician.
For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:
All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.
For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:
All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.
In Baldi's basics, if you answer all 3 questions in the first notebook correctly, Baldi compliments you with "WOW! YOU EXIST!". I then thought Baldi was a based chad, until that impossible question...
by EpicScientician December 5, 2021
Get the WOW! YOU EXIST!mug. Cat lover: Nya!
Random Guy: NO IT'S PRNOUNCED "MEOW"!
Cat Lover: Uh? I know that. I was talking about Ninjago's season 14 ending: Nya literally became the water and stuff.
Random Guy: Haha! Sucks to be Jay!
Random Guy: NO IT'S PRNOUNCED "MEOW"!
Cat Lover: Uh? I know that. I was talking about Ninjago's season 14 ending: Nya literally became the water and stuff.
Random Guy: Haha! Sucks to be Jay!
by EpicScientician December 3, 2021
Get the Nyamug. Deep Thought the computer made a huge mistake on the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the answer is 19, not 42!
This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.
It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.
It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
Jack: 19 year-olds are the ultimate members of society since 19 is (the true) answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!
John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!
by EpicScientician September 19, 2021
Get the 19mug. Short for 'literal torture'.
Yeah Doki Doki Literature Club was a truly underwhelming experience. What's the point of attempting to disguise this lame horror game as a cute dating sim if the title speaks of literal torture?
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
Get the Literaturemug. Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.
by EpicScientician December 5, 2021
Get the Mathmug. Remember Monika from DDLC? What if I told you she's a member of the Klan?
Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Edd: OMGGGGGGGGGGG! Monikkka's is a member of the Klan!!!!!!11
Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
by EpicScientician December 2, 2021
Get the Monikkkamug.