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Definitions by EpicScientician

Cat lover: Nya!

Random Guy: NO IT'S PRNOUNCED "MEOW"!

Cat Lover: Uh? I know that. I was talking about Ninjago's season 14 ending: Nya literally became the water and stuff.

Random Guy: Haha! Sucks to be Jay!
Nya by EpicScientician December 3, 2021
Remember Monika from DDLC? What if I told you she's a member of the Klan?

Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Edd: OMGGGGGGGGGGG! Monikkka's is a member of the Klan!!!!!!11

Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
Monikkka by EpicScientician December 2, 2021
Who DAHECC names their daughter after that blue thing surrounding us all everyday?
Who's the sussy baka above that claims the sky is blue? Did he/she/they/it gone outside in the past 10 years at all?! The sky is pretty much perma-grey nowadays.
Sky by EpicScientician November 14, 2021
If they buy it, they ruin it.
Bob: Man Disney ruined Star Wars.

Jack: I hope Darth Disney doesn't get his hands on Looney Tunes.
Disney by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
1. A hacker whose behavior makes you go "What the heck?!" at worst and "What the unimaginable sentence enhancer?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!!!!!!!" at best.

2. Someone who is hecking.
What the hecking heck? A hecker hacked my hecking computer.

Bro, goddamn you've gotta learn some more sentence enhancers. "Heck" just doesn't cut it with what that hecker did to your PC.
Hecker by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".
Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.

Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?

Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
feline by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
A living meme folder from Bob's Onslaught from Friday Night Funkin' that is really cool (in a cool way) and hates wemen (cool guys hate wemen).

Unfortunately for him, he was killed by Bob (in a cool way). Or was that fortunate (in a cool way).Since he is seen again after his death, one can only conclude he was too cool to stay dead (in a cool way).

Apparently his official B-Side version is non-binary, yet still hates wemen (in a cool way). Except he totes copied Kapi, so B-Side Ron actually sucks and is uncool (in a cool way).
Ron (in a cool way) is (in a cool way) the (in a cool way) best (in a cool way) FNF (in a funkin' way) character (in a cool way). (in a cool way)
Ron by EpicScientician September 19, 2021