7 definitions by Eoin

Ghost

A ghost is the spirit or soul of a dead person or animal which leaves its dead body and moans when it talks. Ghosts are well known to be characters in scary stories such as one story about the haunted house or Halloween. Back in the past, people used to think that ghosts were real but not any more on the present day.

The children were scared to go to the haunted house because there was a ghost in the kitchen.

by Eoin July 23, 2016

tulip

Slang, derogatory term used to describe a fool, or a foolish person.

shut the f**k up you f***kin tulip
or
what would he know, that lad is a tulip

by Eoin September 2, 2003

spare tit

it means someone who hangs with a group and never does anything, they just hang around like a spare tit.

what r u doing here u spare tit

by Eoin September 3, 2003

bure

in some places in ireland, its used in a derogitary way, like bitch.

fu*k off you stupid bure

by Eoin September 2, 2003

small

Irish world describing something that is good or big. Used to describe a good thing.

"That was a small shit I had"

"We drank a small amount of beer"

"Jesus, she is small great"

by Eoin April 13, 2005

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are two cartoon characters from the Simpsons, they are Marge Simpson's two older sisters. When Patty and Selma were children they were very unfriendly with their sister Marge and disagreed with her wanting to be an astronaut by saying "Women cannot be astronauts" . When Patty and Selma became adults even though they are still adults they seemed to be more friendly with their sister Marge and are a fond of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. They do not like Marge's husband Homer Simpson and wanted Marge to marry Artie Siff instead of Homer.

Similarities between Patty and Selma:
•They both smoke
•They both hate Homer Simpson

•They both work on the DMV

•They both share the same room in their apartment

•They are twins

Differences between Patty and Selma:
•They both have afros but in different shapes, Patty's afro is round in the shape of a ball while Selma's afro is in the shape of a letter 'M'
•Patty wears a pink dress with short sleeves while Selma wears a blue dress with no sleeves

•Patty totally hates Homer Simpson and has never been nice to nice to Homer before while Selma is rarely nice to Homer but most of the time she hates Homer as well as Patty. This message from above shows you that Patty is more hostile to Homer than her twin sister Selma
•Patty is a lesbian while Selma is a heterosexual

•Patty is a severe snorer when she sleeps while Selma doesn't snore at all

When Marge Simpson had to go to Rancho Relaxo, Bart and Lisa had to stay with Patty and Selma while Maggie got to stay in the Simpson's house with Homer. Bart and Lisa were very unhappy when they had with Patty and Selma for one week, Bart had to sleep with Patty who snores while Lisa had to sleep with Selma who doesn't snore.

by Eoin December 22, 2016

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.

Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.

by Eoin July 11, 2016