hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.
I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.
by England Phi Beta Gamma March 01, 2014
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cud

A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.
Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.
by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008
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quarters

The section of small Southern towns which are mostly tar paper shacks with polythene windows. Out back is the outhouse and in front is a Benz, a Lincoln, and a pickup truck on blocks. In other words -- a rural ghetto. The word is derived from slave quarters, and appears frequently in Harry Crews' novels.
The Riverdale neighborhood of Detroit reminds me of the quarters in Florence South Carolina.
by England phi beta gamma November 16, 2007
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fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
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garry

Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.
She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.
by England phi beta gamma March 24, 2008
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cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate
The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.
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Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.
Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
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