England Phi Beta Gamma's definitions

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

harvey wallbanger

CB radio slang used by truck drivers for a drunk driver.

We got a harvey wallbanger southbound on 270 at Rockville.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

brak

Russian slang for shoddy, badly made merchandise. Slipshod craftsmanship, rubbish, trash, garbage.

Don't buy those shoes, they're Chinese brak.

by england phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

skeevy

From the Italian word "schifoso" meaning disgusting, detestable, rotten, repulsive, foul, hideous, loathsome, distasteful, lousy, filthy.

Whatever happened to Skeevy Richie?

by England phi beta gamma May 27, 2008

normal

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.

Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.

by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate

The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007