whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 04, 2008

brak

Russian slang for shoddy, badly made merchandise. Slipshod craftsmanship, rubbish, trash, garbage.

Don't buy those shoes, they're Chinese brak.

by england phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

harvey wallbanger

CB radio slang used by truck drivers for a drunk driver.

We got a harvey wallbanger southbound on 270 at Rockville.

by England phi beta gamma April 02, 2008

arsehole

Australian slang meaning "to evict."

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

whore bath

n. a bidet

The wash basin found in European hotels that looks like a toilet with a plug.

The shower's broken so please use the whore bath.

by England phi beta gamma March 07, 2008

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009

dots

Another word for nipples -- either male or female.

Her bikini top came off when she jumped in the pool and everybody got a glimpse of her dots.

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008