Definitions by England Phi Beta Gamma

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

hollywood handbag by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

Kool by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.

Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.

bouche dag by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009

honker

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool

That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.

honker by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

phuqueue

Fuck you.

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.

phuqueue by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

dropping your pants to fart by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

cud

A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.

Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.

cud by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008