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netrosexual

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
by elliott February 4, 2005
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ramen hangover

headache, dry mouth and other hangover-like symptoms which may occur as a result of the consumption of ramen noodles before bed

(Ramen hangover, caused by intake of too much MSG and/or sodium, may be prevented by drinking copious amounts of water as a supplement to pre-bedtime ramen.)
Randy complained to his roommate Kyung that although he had not had even one beer last night, his mouth was dry and his head hurt as if he had a hangover. Kyung just laughed and said, "Randy, is it really all such a blur? Last night before bed, you ate six packs of my Shin Ramyun Seafood flavor while watching Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoons. You, my friend, are suffering from ramen hangover."
by Elliott February 10, 2005
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thumb bombing

the act of giving a consumating.com profile as many thumbs down as possible in order to decrease that user's popularity ranking
Elliott's rise to #1 most popular profile on consumating.com was a farce, and turned into quite the scandal after Ben Brown revealed that Elliott only achieved such internet-based notoriety after a vicious campaign of thumb bombing others via numerous fake profiles.
by Elliott February 15, 2006
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after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
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serial monogamist

function: noun

one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible

although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...

Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
by Elliott October 25, 2005
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late pass

(n.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" (v., latepass)
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a metaphorical object one takes or gives to signify that whatever was thought to be new and interesting is, in fact, old and already widely circulated
Between my recent "revelation" that tomatoes are actually fruits and my "invention" of the term "goofle," I am receiving far too many late passes recently, and I may very well be suspended.
by Elliott September 10, 2005
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after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
mugGet the after-school specialmug.

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