Elliott's definitions

genderalize

function: verb

etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize

to make an generalization or assumption based on gender

Trying to define the male and female varieties of the netrosexual is useless, and such a line of inquiry may lead one to fallaciously genderalize.

by Elliott October 4, 2005

iceburn.gif

used as an interjection or exclamation to note the severe degree to which a someone has been dissed

derived from the posting of iceburn.gif

similar in usage to zing and owned

Alana: I wish I could put myself in your shoes... so that I could walk out into traffic.

Elliott: Ooh, iceburn.gif!!!

by Elliott November 5, 2005

01134

reads "hello" when typed into most older style digital calculators, display turned upside-down.

brian typed 0ll34 into his calculator, turned it upside-down, and showed it to me. he was 1337 before 1337 existed.

by elliott December 30, 2004

get a late pass

(phrase)
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etymology: derived from the same phrase used by teachers in lower schools whereupon a child has tardily entered his classroom ( n., late pass, v., latepass)
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directed toward a person who has presented something (often a piece of information or writing, news article or website) as new and interesting, when it is, in fact, related to something old and already widely circulated

Although others were impressed when Katie showed off the all your base-themed thatched-reed basket she had made in her underwater basket weaving class, Reu could only reply, "Katie, get a late pass!"

by Elliott September 10, 2005

loose lips shrink dicks

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

by Elliott July 18, 2005

Random Encounter

A situation which arises that is unexpected by all involved, it will be very hilarious and will most likely involve strongbow comsumption and no sleep.

"Daves Yard"

"Kevs Van"

"Grant"

by Elliott January 14, 2004

suspended

(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time

Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"

by Elliott September 10, 2005