Elliott's definitions

pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.

by Elliott December 26, 2005

iceburn.gif

used as an interjection or exclamation to note the severe degree to which a someone has been dissed

derived from the posting of iceburn.gif

similar in usage to zing and owned

Alana: I wish I could put myself in your shoes... so that I could walk out into traffic.

Elliott: Ooh, iceburn.gif!!!

by Elliott November 5, 2005

genderalize

function: verb

etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize

to make an generalization or assumption based on gender

Trying to define the male and female varieties of the netrosexual is useless, and such a line of inquiry may lead one to fallaciously genderalize.

by Elliott October 4, 2005

hijacked

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

by Elliott November 14, 2005