by Elliott January 13, 2004
When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.
"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"
I've been garlandized!
I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005
a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.
Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.
by Elliott September 04, 2005
the act of giving a consumating.com profile as many thumbs down as possible in order to decrease that user's popularity ranking
Elliott's rise to #1 most popular profile on consumating.com was a farce, and turned into quite the scandal after Ben Brown revealed that Elliott only achieved such internet-based notoriety after a vicious campaign of thumb bombing others via numerous fake profiles.
by Elliott February 15, 2006
n Usually used to describe a juvenile male who carries a paging device, works in fast-food service, and has one or more illegitimate children.
Steve's a playa. He gets all the ho's. When he gets off work at McDonald's we are going to go get high and watch tv at his mom's apartment.
by Elliott August 05, 2003
function: verb
etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize
to make an generalization or assumption based on gender
etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize
to make an generalization or assumption based on gender
Trying to define the male and female varieties of the netrosexual is useless, and such a line of inquiry may lead one to fallaciously genderalize.
by Elliott October 04, 2005