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When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.
"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"
I've been garlandized!
I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005
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Get the Viagra Water mug.One who has disgraced his or her family by betraying their working-class roots by maintaining a yuppie and often metropolitan or metrosexual lifestyle.
While attending John's family reunion, his fiancee realized that he was the pink sheep of the family; among a sea of XXL Old Navy t-shirts and Cherokee-brand jeans, he wore a vertically striped Banana Republic dress shirt, collar open, carefully tucked into starched and ironed chinos.
by Elliott August 24, 2005
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a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people
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a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people
by Elliott July 20, 2008
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etymology: portmanteau of Sudoku and dork
one who dorks out by regularly completing many sudoku puzzles in a short period of time
etymology: portmanteau of Sudoku and dork
one who dorks out by regularly completing many sudoku puzzles in a short period of time
When Sudoku puzzles made their debut in the New York Post, Ronald turned into a complete sudorku, buying every puzzle book released, and completing at least one book a day.
by Elliott September 6, 2005
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Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!
Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!
by elliott April 10, 2005
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one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible
although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature
one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible
although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...
Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
by Elliott October 25, 2005
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