a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after school special would end.
by Elliott October 04, 2006
(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time
Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"
by Elliott September 09, 2005
1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters
see also zipless fuck
2. a truism
3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
see also zipless fuck
2. a truism
3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."
by Elliott July 05, 2005
used as an interjection or exclamation to note the severe degree to which a someone has been dissed
derived from the posting of iceburn.gif
similar in usage to zing and owned
derived from the posting of iceburn.gif
similar in usage to zing and owned
Alana: I wish I could put myself in your shoes... so that I could walk out into traffic.
Elliott: Ooh, iceburn.gif!!!
Elliott: Ooh, iceburn.gif!!!
by Elliott November 04, 2005
by Elliott January 13, 2004
brian typed 0ll34 into his calculator, turned it upside-down, and showed it to me. he was 1337 before 1337 existed.
by elliott December 30, 2004
function: verb
etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize
to make an generalization or assumption based on gender
etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize
to make an generalization or assumption based on gender
Trying to define the male and female varieties of the netrosexual is useless, and such a line of inquiry may lead one to fallaciously genderalize.
by Elliott October 04, 2005