a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail
Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.
by elliott February 04, 2005
the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed
When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.
by Elliott November 14, 2005
one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
by elliott February 04, 2005
A situation which arises that is unexpected by all involved, it will be very hilarious and will most likely involve strongbow comsumption and no sleep.
by Elliott January 15, 2004
One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.
by Elliott November 06, 2004
etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage
function: noun
a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people
function: noun
a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people
Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!
by Elliott October 01, 2005
1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters
see also zipless fuck
2. a truism
3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
see also zipless fuck
2. a truism
3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."
by Elliott July 05, 2005