carn

being like or having traits of a carny; originating from the deep south
Travis is so carn, he has a mullet and drives a '91 Camaro IROC-Z.

Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!
by elliott April 11, 2005
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keyboard pal

One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.
Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.
by Elliott August 11, 2005
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hijacked

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed
When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.
by Elliott November 14, 2005
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Random Encounter

A situation which arises that is unexpected by all involved, it will be very hilarious and will most likely involve strongbow comsumption and no sleep.
"Daves Yard"

"Kevs Van"

"Grant"
by Elliott January 15, 2004
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mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.
Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.
by Elliott November 06, 2004
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snausage party

etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage

function: noun

a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people
Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!
by Elliott October 01, 2005
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late pass

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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" (v., latepass)
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a metaphorical object one takes or gives to signify that whatever was thought to be new and interesting is, in fact, old and already widely circulated
Between my recent "revelation" that tomatoes are actually fruits and my "invention" of the term "goofle," I am receiving far too many late passes recently, and I may very well be suspended.
by Elliott September 09, 2005
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