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yanelis

A girl who is known for being a dirty whore.
Wow! That girl's a yanelis!
by Elliott December 3, 2006
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shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.
Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.
by Elliott April 17, 2005
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pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
by Elliott December 26, 2005
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engnese

Chinese influenced by English

often, abbreviated terms coined by young students interested in word play employing slang english practices and basic Chinese vocabulary

for examples, see terms such as duibs, bukeq, and meiguanx
The American students were prohibited from speaking English, however they often got away using some "student speech," even going so far as to pepper their sentences with engnese terms like duibs, bukeq, and meiguanx. Such terms became extremely popular, and it is rumored that even some teachers used them on rare occasion.
by Elliott January 2, 2007
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bukeq

no problem; it's ok; your welcome; meiguanx

a slang engnese term (some would argue chinglish as well) formed by the abbreviation of the Chinese term "bu ke qi" (of the same meaning as the slang)

formally coined and brought into popular usage by an American student known simply as "Liux" during the summer of 2006 in Beijing

related in form to the term duibs, as well as an appropriate response to the term, popularized by Liux during the same period
ACC Student A: duibs! i've been fanging pis the entire che ride.

ACC Student B: bukeq, all our duds have been laing since we left Beij.
by elliott January 4, 2007
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serial monogamist

function: noun

one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible

although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...

Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
by Elliott October 25, 2005
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goofle

(n.) or (v.)

etymology: a portmanteau of google and goof

1. a text string mistakenly submitted to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words

2. the act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words
One of Google's main objectives in implementing its suggested spellings function was to correct goofles, thereby making use of the internet significantly easier for poor spellers and middle school students worldwide.

Raj goofled with surprisingly unpleasant results when, during his annual powerpoint and internet-based presentation to the board of directors of 3M, he Google image searched for "pos tit notes."
by Elliott July 20, 2008
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