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A situation which arises that is unexpected by all involved, it will be very hilarious and will most likely involve strongbow comsumption and no sleep.
"Daves Yard"

"Kevs Van"

"Grant"
by Elliott January 14, 2004
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01134

reads "hello" when typed into most older style digital calculators, display turned upside-down.
brian typed 0ll34 into his calculator, turned it upside-down, and showed it to me. he was 1337 before 1337 existed.
by elliott December 30, 2004
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mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.
Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.
by Elliott November 6, 2004
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bukeq

no problem; it's ok; your welcome; meiguanx

a slang engnese term (some would argue chinglish as well) formed by the abbreviation of the Chinese term "bu ke qi" (of the same meaning as the slang)

formally coined and brought into popular usage by an American student known simply as "Liux" during the summer of 2006 in Beijing

related in form to the term duibs, as well as an appropriate response to the term, popularized by Liux during the same period
ACC Student A: duibs! i've been fanging pis the entire che ride.

ACC Student B: bukeq, all our duds have been laing since we left Beij.
by elliott January 4, 2007
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engnese

Chinese influenced by English

often, abbreviated terms coined by young students interested in word play employing slang english practices and basic Chinese vocabulary

for examples, see terms such as duibs, bukeq, and meiguanx
The American students were prohibited from speaking English, however they often got away using some "student speech," even going so far as to pepper their sentences with engnese terms like duibs, bukeq, and meiguanx. Such terms became extremely popular, and it is rumored that even some teachers used them on rare occasion.
by Elliott January 2, 2007
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shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.
Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.
by Elliott April 17, 2005
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pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
by Elliott December 26, 2005
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