Elliott's definitions

neolojism

1. unexpected and/or uncontrollable ejaculation upon the learning of a particularly apt new word or phrase

2. the ejaculate produced in such a situation

Neolojism was a serious problem among Frankfurt school theorists, and it is rumored that Foucault never procreated not because of his sexual orientation, but instead, because he wasted all of his seed in this manner.

Elliott, was just a freshman when he wrote the working paper on ramen noodles in which he coined, among other neologisms, "ramen hangover." Upon reading the paper, Professor Stevens felt a mysterious cool sensation in his pants, and sending a spelunking hand into his pants to explore, found a copious amount of ejaculate. Elliott gasped, and with a surprised tone, asked, "Professor Stevens, is this your first experience with neolojism?"

by Elliott February 16, 2005

ramen hangover

headache, dry mouth and other hangover-like symptoms which may occur as a result of the consumption of ramen noodles before bed

(Ramen hangover, caused by intake of too much MSG and/or sodium, may be prevented by drinking copious amounts of water as a supplement to pre-bedtime ramen.)

Randy complained to his roommate Kyung that although he had not had even one beer last night, his mouth was dry and his head hurt as if he had a hangover. Kyung just laughed and said, "Randy, is it really all such a blur? Last night before bed, you ate six packs of my Shin Ramyun Seafood flavor while watching Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoons. You, my friend, are suffering from ramen hangover."

by Elliott February 10, 2005

Viagra Water

A mixture of Viagra an water. Usually chugged by Gay Carl so that he can pleasure Elliot 24/7.

Wait a sec Elliott let me drink my Viagra Water so I can pound you like there is no tommorow.

by Elliott February 7, 2005

netrosexual

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium

Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.

by elliott February 4, 2005

phonytail

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail

Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.

by elliott February 4, 2005

01134

reads "hello" when typed into most older style digital calculators, display turned upside-down.

brian typed 0ll34 into his calculator, turned it upside-down, and showed it to me. he was 1337 before 1337 existed.

by elliott December 30, 2004

mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.

Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.

by Elliott November 6, 2004