Elizabeth's definitions

cool beans

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

Avril

One def. of "Avril" is is the month "April" in the French language. However, "Avril" is also the 1st name of the pop/rock singer Avril Lavigne, originating from Napanee, Ontario, Canada.

1.) Let's make a rendezvous in Avril... (lol, I sound bad at French; I don't know hardly any words.)

2.)Avril Lavigne is one of the coolest singers ever!!!!

by Elizabeth September 3, 2004

MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

by Elizabeth August 31, 2004

granny panties

undrewears that are big and ugly

granny panties are stupid to wear when you are going to have sex that why theres thongs like mine they are baby blue

by elizabeth August 28, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

Havok

The most amazing singer in the world!!!

Davey Havok rules

by Elizabeth July 1, 2004

shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004