Elizabeth's definitions

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

necrophiliac

some one who rapes dead bodies

The necrophiliac was so horny, he raped that dead body.

by Elizabeth May 13, 2005

Toehair

long luchious hair protruding from the big toe of Kara's foot.

Kara your toehair is so soft and luchious like a Donald Trump hair piece.

by elizabeth May 1, 2004

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

Choice Ay?

Is a New Zealand expression. Never heard of Merrick and Rosso

That was choice ay bro?

by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

forestay

A part of a sailboat used to secure the mast. Its thickness and positioning is perfect to practice giving hand jobs; a great hands on learning experience.

Late one night we caught Hunter teaching Elizabeth how to give a hand job with the forestay

by elizabeth February 1, 2004