Elizabeth's definitions

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by Elizabeth November 11, 2004

muggin down

making out

we were muggin down on the couch

by elizabeth September 18, 2003

Havok

The most amazing singer in the world!!!

Davey Havok rules

by Elizabeth July 1, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

necrophiliac

some one who rapes dead bodies

The necrophiliac was so horny, he raped that dead body.

by Elizabeth May 13, 2005

Toehair

long luchious hair protruding from the big toe of Kara's foot.

Kara your toehair is so soft and luchious like a Donald Trump hair piece.

by elizabeth May 1, 2004