Elizabeth's definitions

Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by Elizabeth November 11, 2004

Clessure

An internet action/emotion. No spicific definition. Can be used for anything from a sexual gesture to a moment of hard thought.

*Clessure* Ahh, that felt gooood. Do it again Amber!

by Elizabeth June 4, 2004

Havok

The most amazing singer in the world!!!

Davey Havok rules

by Elizabeth July 1, 2004

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

get off

1.)Meaning for a guy to ejaculate/cum.
2.) To tell a person to get off the top off you.

1.) Dan totally got off after Elizabeth gave him a mind-blowing blowjob.
2.) *Person A jumps onto Person B*
Person A: RAWR!!!!
Person B: DUDE! GET OFF!!!

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

blaghdibahn

Adj.

In the state of complete boredom. =)

I am feeling quite blaghdibahn today!

by elizabeth May 13, 2005

self-bukkake

the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face

Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkake. He wasn't sure whether to feel disgusted or proud for making the distance.

by Elizabeth March 28, 2004