Elizabeth's definitions

bag lunch

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

by Elizabeth September 6, 2004

Rumorish

Someone or Something who starts or spreads a lot of rumors

The 6th graders in our school are so rumorish

by Elizabeth December 12, 2004

Trivial Pursuit

A veiled invitation for sex.

"Do you want to come over and, uh, play Trivial Pursuit?"

by elizabeth May 5, 2004

butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

by Elizabeth February 20, 2004

irky

When you feel all weird inside for no apparent reason, like something is missing.

I felt irky today when I got out of bed.

by Elizabeth January 9, 2005

fifty pacer

a person that looks really skinny and hot from about 50 feet away, but not 5 feet away

that was the guy i thought wasfine as hell?!?!?

by elizabeth April 9, 2004

Meatpuppet

1. One who displays an extreme need of education

2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience

Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.

by Elizabeth December 29, 2004