58 definitions by Elizabeth

oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.

1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

necrophiliac

some one who rapes dead bodies

The necrophiliac was so horny, he raped that dead body.

by Elizabeth March 21, 2005

Lixxy

A miss-spelling of the name Lizzy; turned into a nick name for Elizabeth.

Hey Lixxy! What's up?

by Elizabeth June 4, 2004

Color Guard

A person who is multi talented and do a routine with at least one of these flag, rifle, baton, and can in some cases dance, must know how to march.

Look at the color guard in the band their flags are so pretty.

by Elizabeth September 15, 2003

granny panties

undrewears that are big and ugly

granny panties are stupid to wear when you are going to have sex that why theres thongs like mine they are baby blue

by Elizabeth August 28, 2004

self-bukkake

the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face

Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkake. He wasn't sure whether to feel disgusted or proud for making the distance.

by Elizabeth March 29, 2004