Elizabeth's definitions

on the reals

seriously, for real

she was totally frontin'. on the reals.

by elizabeth March 9, 2004

fatg

Fat + Gayass....lol

My best friends, boyfriends, roommates, cousins, moms, second cousin twice removed,(who is, by some freaky ass chance, my brother) is such a Fatg!!!

by Elizabeth April 16, 2004

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

4:20

adolf hitlers birthday.

Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned

by elizabeth April 17, 2005

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

muggin down

making out

we were muggin down on the couch

by elizabeth September 18, 2003

Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by Elizabeth November 11, 2004