Elizabeth's definitions

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

4:20

adolf hitlers birthday.

Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned

by elizabeth April 17, 2005

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by Elizabeth November 11, 2004

muggin down

making out

we were muggin down on the couch

by elizabeth September 18, 2003

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

wallaby

1. a penis ( slang )

"watch out for his wallaby", "quit pointin your wallaby at me!", "shiet you dont know about his wallaby"!

by elizabeth October 15, 2004