Elizabeth's definitions

get off

1.)Meaning for a guy to ejaculate/cum.
2.) To tell a person to get off the top off you.

1.) Dan totally got off after Elizabeth gave him a mind-blowing blowjob.
2.) *Person A jumps onto Person B*
Person A: RAWR!!!!
Person B: DUDE! GET OFF!!!

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

Meatpuppet

1. One who displays an extreme need of education

2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience

Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.

by Elizabeth December 29, 2004

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

4:20

adolf hitlers birthday.

Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned

by elizabeth April 17, 2005

oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.

1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

Mee Moo

Greeting used by lovers.

Lover #1: "Mee Moo!!!!!"
Lover #2: "Mee Moo!!!!!"

by Elizabeth November 28, 2003

consexual

consensual sex

It was not rape, it was consexual.

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004