It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
Brother of Rake Yohn, son of Mary Webb and Mitchell Nineteeneightysix.
Mary Webb 1986 is Art Webb 1986's mother.
What
Steve-o has tattooed on his ass.
Dude, I've got your name on my ass!
A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.
I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.
A pair of bullet-riddled corpses.
If I were one of the soldiers who stormed Uday and Qusay's shack, I would empty my clips at them, reload, then fire again at their dead asses.
Buy a
Qusay and Uday
mug!
Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company
Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".
-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!
-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!
-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
