It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
Brother of Rake Yohn, son of Mary Webb and Mitchell Nineteeneightysix.
Mary Webb 1986 is Art Webb 1986's mother.
has tattooed on his ass.
Dude, I've got your name on my ass!
I was rotfflmgdaoyfbapos at that forum!
A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.
I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.
A pair of bullet-riddled corpses.
If I were one of the soldiers who stormed Uday and Qusay's shack, I would empty my clips at them, reload, then fire again at their dead asses.
Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico
. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".
-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!
-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!
-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!