Definitions by Elemental
Hokie Harlem
The Upper Quad at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA. Hokie Harlem is the neighborhood of the famed Corps of Cadets at VT, as well as several unfortunate civilian souls.
Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.
Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.
Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.
Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.
Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
Hokie Harlem by elemental July 1, 2005
awesome sauce
a beautifully assonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.
the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
awesome sauce by elemental June 22, 2005
male PMS
The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.
scurfy scramble
a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
scurfy scramble by elemental May 7, 2005
college load
a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.
college load by elemental May 4, 2005
groinalplex
the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
groinalplex by elemental May 4, 2005
crotchal zone
synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.
can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.
can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.
crotchal zone by elemental May 4, 2005