28 definitions by Elemental
a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
by Elemental September 4, 2006
Hippies who gift cancer patients and people in chronic pain with nugs of marijuana or "special" brownies.
by Elemental February 3, 2012
a beautifully assonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.
the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
the origin of 'awesome sauce' is probably from Strong Bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of Awesome Sauce. 'awesome sauce' has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
by Elemental June 9, 2005
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.
by Elemental September 4, 2006
by Elemental June 28, 2005
1.a single person/animal/object
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
by Elemental November 3, 2018
by Elemental June 27, 2005