Elbonio's definitions

Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.

Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Rocketknight

Type of angorian rug. Made from the hide of the mountain goat. Considered to be somewhat of a luxury item in most parts of the world.

Don't get that chocolate all over my new Rocketknight...

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Steadders

A word used to describe the amazing trick of balacing a half-full can of soft drink on its bottom rim

"oh my gosh - that can is doing steadders!"

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Corkeh

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Her0n

A device for the removal of fluff from clothes that have been stored on a floor

Damnit this shirt is the only remotely clean one i have, but it has fluff all over it. Bring forth my her0n.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Cabe

Norwegian slang for "typewriter".

dØØnt forgit di cabe hänss

by Elbonio February 24, 2004