Elbonio's definitions

RTO

Reading To Owls.

It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.

I'm bored im going to do RTO.

by Elbonio October 12, 2005

Afty

A stealth breed of budgie

Where the hell has that Afty gone? I knew I should have electronically tagged it...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Cabe

Norwegian slang for "typewriter".

dØØnt forgit di cabe hänss

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Rocketknight

Type of angorian rug. Made from the hide of the mountain goat. Considered to be somewhat of a luxury item in most parts of the world.

Don't get that chocolate all over my new Rocketknight...

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Her0n

A device for the removal of fluff from clothes that have been stored on a floor

Damnit this shirt is the only remotely clean one i have, but it has fluff all over it. Bring forth my her0n.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Towneh

A now obselete printing ink.

Please pass me the green towneh.

by Elbonio February 24, 2004