Elbonio's definitions

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Rocketknight

Type of angorian rug. Made from the hide of the mountain goat. Considered to be somewhat of a luxury item in most parts of the world.

Don't get that chocolate all over my new Rocketknight...

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Sexiost

To penetrate in ignorance, accidental sex and gross misunderstandings in Turkish Baths.

I didnt even know I sexiosted...

by Elbonio January 11, 2006

Towneh

A now obselete printing ink.

Please pass me the green towneh.

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Cabe

Norwegian slang for "typewriter".

dØØnt forgit di cabe hänss

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Her0n

A device for the removal of fluff from clothes that have been stored on a floor

Damnit this shirt is the only remotely clean one i have, but it has fluff all over it. Bring forth my her0n.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

MPUK

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004