Elbonio's definitions

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Rocketknight

Type of angorian rug. Made from the hide of the mountain goat. Considered to be somewhat of a luxury item in most parts of the world.

Don't get that chocolate all over my new Rocketknight...

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Corkeh

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Mingtea

Very, very long

Good lord! That's almost as lengthy as a mingtea!

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Cabe

Norwegian slang for "typewriter".

dØØnt forgit di cabe hänss

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

MPUK

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Towneh

A now obselete printing ink.

Please pass me the green towneh.

by Elbonio February 24, 2004