Elbonio's definitions

SquireMuldoon

Biggles' second cousin

"I say Biggles, whatever happend to that second cousin of yours?"

"SquireMuldoon? Well patsy, old chap he's working for the Germans these days dont you know!"

"Really, biggles? Good Lord!"

"right you are patsy, right you are..."

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Corkeh

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Steadders

A word used to describe the amazing trick of balacing a half-full can of soft drink on its bottom rim

"oh my gosh - that can is doing steadders!"

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

MPUK

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Gunsmith

The other book by J.R Hartley

Hello I was wondering if you could help me, i'm looking for a book called Gunsmith by J.R. Hartley...... oh you do? Wonderful!

by Elbonio October 26, 2004

Bugalugs

Male prostitute

Oh look there's Bugalugs - slip him a fiver and he's yours...

by Elbonio February 23, 2004