Elbonio's definitions

Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.

Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

RTO

Reading To Owls.

It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.

I'm bored im going to do RTO.

by Elbonio October 12, 2005

Afty

A stealth breed of budgie

Where the hell has that Afty gone? I knew I should have electronically tagged it...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Cabe

Norwegian slang for "typewriter".

dØØnt forgit di cabe hänss

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

MPUK

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

HalOS

Region of Peru. HalOS is "Dedicated to providing it's peruian residents with a nice place to live and a decent public transport system"

Which way to HalOS?

Why it's that way my good man.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004