hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 26, 2018

Reek

Shitty grams that smell like dead fish.

Damn that nigga in Paris sold me some reek last night.

by El ritardo July 18, 2018

Jewnior

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

by El ritardo December 06, 2017

pull an israel

To get an acquitted murder charge, often through corruption.

I shot that nigga in Paris the other day, so I decided to pull an Israel by bribing the judge.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

roll in the gay

See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.

Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.

by El ritardo July 01, 2018

Gack

Dick, in particular an erection.

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018