Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Hoe Tag

A very slutty name, can go both ways depending on gender/sexuality.

hoe tag: Nicki, jocelyn, Stacey, grace, Ellie, earl, Justin, Rey, joe, tony, etc.

by El ritardo August 17, 2018

Vidalia ass

An ass so sweet, it makes you cry, alluding to the vidalia onion.

God damn, all these vidalia asses making me cry fam.

by El ritardo June 19, 2018

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

m.m.w.t.g.s

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s

by El ritardo July 31, 2018

Jewnior

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

by El ritardo December 07, 2017