El ritardo's definitions

Fortnite

The new Minecraft.

You wanna hear my new fortnite parody?

by El ritardo July 20, 2018

Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Reek

Shitty grams that smell like dead fish.

Damn that nigga in Paris sold me some reek last night.

by El ritardo July 18, 2018

packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.

Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”

by El ritardo July 6, 2019

rack up a line

To get your cocaine lined up for terminal snortage.

Want me to rack up a line, tony?

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

whack your sack

Fondling your balls instead of actually fapping, to make it look like your just adjusting yourself.

If you whack your sack, you won’t get shit back.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018