The Fat L

Goin down to The Fat L to get some shit sorted out.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
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Dumpsack

To dumpsack is to shit in a paper bag, then throw it on somebody’s porch alight. Worried, they stomp out the fire, therefore, getting shit on them.
Them niggas slipped me some duds on purpose, so I dumpsacked them faggots last night.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
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Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.
(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?
by El ritardo June 02, 2019
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Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.
Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.
by El ritardo June 16, 2018
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Syrian Switcheroo

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.
Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.
by El ritardo July 02, 2018
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Gack

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.
by El ritardo June 24, 2018
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Studio rape

Being sexually assaulted on a movie set
They say kevin spacey studio raped that kid.
by El ritardo December 06, 2017
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