El Toro Grande's definitions

F-U

Current WWE champion John Cena's oh-so-intimidating finisher. An overglorified standing fireman's carry.

Typical announcer over-reaction:

OH MAH GAWD! It's the F-U! Cena picked him up on his shoulders, and dropped him to the ground! A lesser man would have died from such an attack!

by El Toro Grande October 4, 2005

jaunty

A shuffle, a little dance, or a jig. To go somewhere.

I found a shiny nickel, and I did a little jaunty all the way to the candy store.

by El Toro Grande August 25, 2004

Eat Cow!

A nonsensical battle cry of Shiny's Earthworm Jim. To ready one's foe for an attack.`

En Garde = Traditional
Eat Cow = Newer, more obsucre

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

-ing it up

Phase to show your are in/going to do an action.

Widely used already, like mixing or tearing it up, it can be applied to less used verbs.
ie- I'm gonna go home and sleep it up,
(getting rest)
Yeah, we're just bassing it up
(jam session)

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

Fastball

A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.

"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"

by El Toro Grande September 15, 2004

bullshit artist

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith

"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

drop trou

Lowering one's pantaloons, to taunt another.

It's time to drop trou and kiss ass.

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004