Definitions by El Toro Grande

F-U 

Current WWE champion John Cena's oh-so-intimidating finisher. An overglorified standing fireman's carry.

Typical announcer over-reaction:

OH MAH GAWD! It's the F-U! Cena picked him up on his shoulders, and dropped him to the ground! A lesser man would have died from such an attack!

F-U by El Toro Grande October 4, 2005

wasp's nipples

Something very hot, hip, or happening. Where the hepcats roll. Like the bee's knees, but much sexier.

That there is the shit! It's the bee's knees! The wasp's nipples! Every major erogenous zone of any common insect!

wasp's nipples by El Toro Grande October 4, 2005

Fastball 

A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.

"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"

Fastball by El Toro Grande September 15, 2004

jaunty

A shuffle, a little dance, or a jig. To go somewhere.

I found a shiny nickel, and I did a little jaunty all the way to the candy store.

jaunty by El Toro Grande August 25, 2004

scooby snack 

The infamous dog biscuts of the 70's Scooby-Doo tv show. Now recognized as weed brownies.

If you think about it, this makes sense. Why could the gang hear Scooby talk? Why were Shag and Scoob always hungry?

scooby snack by El Toro Grande August 25, 2004

bullshit artist 

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith

"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

bullshit artist by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

drop trou 

Lowering one's pantaloons, to taunt another.

It's time to drop trou and kiss ass.

drop trou by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004